"In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you."
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
When I was trying to quit smoking
and we drank white wine from Mason jars,
you called my freckles cocoa powder
and I called your green eyes
I am learning how to be a grown-up
who pays bills, cooks her own meals,
and doesn’t cry at words like
I think I just want to be friends.
The truth is this:
Love is an organic thing.
It rots and softens.
someone i know had a friend that got a piercing on her hooha but they put it on wrong so when she went up just one set of stairs she had 12 orgasms
this is the greatest thing i’ve ever heard
i think you meant they put it on right
(Source: popeyeschicken, via joshbrochelle)